ouijalords:

ouijalords:

Speaking of everything going wrong.. 🙄 my kidney is trying to kill me sooner than expected

I have a kidney stone so large that it’s tearing up my insides and making me piss blood. They prescribed me a bunch of meds which, of course, I can’t afford.

Here’s some proof for the people who constantly like to say I’m lying.

I don’t have insurance. I don’t have money.

Please please purchase

• $5 pendulum readings (5 y/n questions)
• $10 Sigils
• $5 shout out/promo

I need to get these meds asap.

Donations and reblogs are always appreciated.

PAYPAL

voicequirk:

anyone else in this thread a slut for garlic

mohamedlamine:

oeus:

me for 3 years straight: “sorry i haven’t been myself lately”

bpd-hellfire:

i thought everything was kinda calm but turns out i’m just ignoring every single one of my problems

blackmarkettoothman:

womanwithaknife:

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

thebootydiaries:

me: *writes adult email*

me: *hits send while screaming loudly*

otters-against-ddlg:

otters-against-ddlg:

Who wants to see a FAT otter. A real ROUND boy. A HUGE man. A CHUNKY guy.

lieutenant-sapphic:

“classic literature isn’t relatable” what about the time jay fucking gatsby nearly fell down his own staircase because his crush looked at him